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Famous Quotes about Dogs

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
- August Strindberg

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous  

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers  

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers  

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams  

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings  

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney  

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam  

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud  

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner  

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley  

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones  

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.
- Gene Hill

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
- Dave Barry

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
- Aldous Huxley

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
- Sue Murphy

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
- August Strindberg

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
- Fran Lebowitz

Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
- Anne Tyler

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
- Nora Ephron

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

Or all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!
- Dr. Tom Cat

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
- Edward Abbey

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
- Christopher Morley

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
-Dave Miliman

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am!